"Try Funk at Home"

The problem:

Well it's pretty obvious from reading the reviews and awards and testimonials that just about every single thing that Funk makes is pretty fantastic...and you're missing out.
The only thing standing in your way?
You can't find a dealer carrying Funk.

Why don't dealers carry our product - or other manufacturers' product for that matter?
This is how we see things:

-You want what's best for you.
- Dealers have a business to run.

These two are actually at odds with each other.

Historically dealers have invested in a brand.
They put product on the shelf,
They buy stock.
They get to know the product...ultimately they become loyal to that brand.

(You don't go to a Volvo dealer and then ask to try a Skoda.)

Any customer is only going to make just
one purchase.
So when a
new manufacturer walks in the door and says "Buy my product", why would the dealer take them on? The dealer is being asked to invest twice, three times etc. but will only sell once.
To them another competing brand is dead money.

Funk's solution:

And all the while we're sitting here confident that you're going to love any of our product.
Our job then is to make getting us together easy.
As long as there are no active dealers in your area, we are offering a 30-day money-back trial period with free shipping.

If after that time you decide you don't want the product, then let us know and for a limited time we'll even arrange,
at our cost, to have the unit uplifted and back to us. As long as it is undamaged we will then refund your original purchase price.
(This offer also applies internationally where there is no distribution.)

Try the most beautiful sounding, technically advanced products for 30 days, risk free.